How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?

[Yaxya]

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary:

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life ,we all need $ome things mo$t de$peratly. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$.
Worker$ who have given $o much $upport including wheat and $ervice to your companie$.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

                                    Your$ $incerely.


The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear employee:
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You have NOticed that our companies are NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspapers are saying the world’s leading ecoNOmis are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

                                                             Your manager.

[PrincessMuni]

looooooooooooooool at $ and NO ...
cool ! he thought him self smart but Buuuum!
loved it lol , thanks for the post

[Yaxya]

fahamo 3ala ba3ad 3ala 6ayir they r smart really both of them...thanks Princess_Muni for ur reply