Some 'HOW TRUE' quotes

[Dr.Noora]

*Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

* To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

* The road to success........ is always under construction.

* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.



* In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it

* All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening

* Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak..

* Everyone has a scheme of getting rich..... which never works.

 * If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried

* Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

* When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.



* If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one calls.


                                   The purpose of life is life

Dr.Noora