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Offline Yaxya

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How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« on: March 14, 2008, 07:07:42 AM »
How to Keep a Woman Happy!!

It's not difficult

-All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate



-WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls



-AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



-IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.


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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2008, 07:47:13 AM »
lol funny thread but can be true also!

I am sure that every woman do not needs that crap.

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2008, 08:05:43 AM »
it is not fun abdulahi it is a personal expiernce !!!
الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2008, 04:31:59 PM »
 ;D Yahya beleive me u forget alot of things  and to be honest  with these u cant make a women happy hehehehehehehe



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that's why I will never really be alone

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2008, 10:32:03 PM »
 yeah that is sure yahye ? U have told just 10% of what women needs from her huspand ?and to be honest and honest all what u told are true and they deserve it and more than that and more ? rather than what is beyond our religion ? the birhtdays and anniverseries lol   lakin kama qalat Nuura alot ba maqan ? and all those are major life things  ,  lakin intii quluubta iska rabtay baa ka maqan mesha kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lakin women kkk you are 3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalam biduun Muwasalat and Luqah biduuuuuuuuuuuuun dictionary kkkkkkkkkkkkk.....

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2008, 01:37:03 AM »
thanx a lot Dr noora and toldo ...but if all these things not enough!!oh my god ...how can we make them happy?!!!!
الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2008, 01:18:47 PM »
lol yahya wat u said is true altough i think men also have the same needs but less......all in all ur correct and as DR NOORA  said dats only half of it if not 10%...keep up the good job yahya
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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2008, 05:05:23 PM »
thanx dr nadiifa....but if all wat i mention is only 10% could u plz tell me the remaining 90% !!!
الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2008, 04:29:07 PM »
 ???The only truth here is that you can make the a woman happy for a period of time but you can not keep her happy all the time.
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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 09:51:28 PM »
the 20/80 rule is the happiness of all marriages!!!and if men apply they can make woman happy and vice versa ....thats y Noora says `U FORGOT ALOT OF THINGS! lool

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2008, 04:59:09 AM »
thanks Dr adnan an moha..but i never heard that rule before could u plz tell me?
الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 12:25:58 AM »


thanks Dr adnan an moha..but i never heard that rule before could u plz tell me?


Well...i would like u to watch a movie called WHY DID I GET MARRIED!!! it is well explained there..!! even some relationship saving gurus use it often!!...i often hear Dr Phil use it..even Oprah!.may be a bit too censored to discuss it here..!!!.

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 08:02:40 AM »
I think Somali men should learn and practice ways to keep a woman happy!! am not against them!!! and i don't think am stereo typing.......

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 08:19:33 AM »
the real question is does a man who can tick off at least a 1/4 of that list even EXIST?? i think not lol

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Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 04:06:07 PM »
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i think Somali men should learn and practice ways to keep a woman happy
i am wit u amal somali men  need a seminar to laern how 2 keep their wives happy i will try to arrange for that but i need a support from somali women..!!
thank u mona
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the real question is does a man who can tick off at least a 1/4 of that list even EXIST
i think if somali men start from 1/4 they can complete ...it is not very diffcult as i mention be4
الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.


 

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