How to Keep a Woman Happy!!

[Dr.keyf]

salaam to u all.i must say this is an interesting topic n true to a great extent.but you all seem to have generalized the idea tht all women r like tht when there is a percentage who r different.furthermore,you all failed to mention the fact tht no woman on earth can make a somali man happy.if he marries a woman wid beauty n brains n who is almost perfect,he will be happy for a year n then snore....he'l be tired of her n go in search of another one who in many cases isnt better than his wife.so all in all u somali guys should also look in the mirror coz women arent perfect and so r u.

also i wanted to explain why women cannot easily be pleased,the reason is tht Allah wired us totally different from males.we were made in such a way tht we live by the rule of attention to detail.we notice things,small things which men dont.sometimes its a vice.there is also a scientific explanation behind this:it is said tht womens nerves are not well insulated by myelin as males are.therefore we are susceptible to our nerves.if sumthin happens to a woman,her body exaggerates the issue,n it becomes unbearable.thts why women have mood swings,short temper etc.this is not to say tht men are saints,there are so many men who are worse than women.but i hope now u can understand atleast to sum extent why women are the way they are.

[Pharmacist]

salaam to u all.i must say this is an interesting topic n true to a great extent.but you all seem to have generalized the idea tht all women r like tht when there is a percentage who r different.furthermore,you all failed to mention the fact tht no woman on earth can make a somali man happy.if he marries a woman wid beauty n brains n who is almost perfect,he will be happy for a year n then snore....he'l be tired of her n go in search of another one who in many cases isnt better than his wife.so all in all u somali guys should also look in the mirror coz women arent perfect and so r u.

Dr.Keyf, don't generalize your idea also on all Somali men, there are a lot of Somali women who succeed to make their Somali men happier!!!

But let me tell you one thing that women adore money, the happier man is that who can make more money than his wife can spend.

[Yaxya]

i agree wit Mr pharmacist that there are a lot somali women succeed to make thier men happy but ..i don't think that money alone can make the women happy although it is very important factor..

you all failed to mention the fact tht no woman on earth can make a somali man happy.

i respect ur idea dr keyf but i believe that somali men ara the most romantic and most simple men on earth..

[Amal]

 Dr, Adnan & Moha,
                        I disagree with your thoughts, who said you can keep a woman happy for  short period of time? duh!! I mean what theories are you two basing your facts on?lol.never heard of that. Based on my thoughts its more complicated keeping a woman happy than just that you said. Only heard of ways to keep a man happy is through his stomach!! with bariss/basto!!(kidding!!!

[Geeljire]

What the hell? This is the craziest thread ever!!
I'm here to stay!  

I believe that Somali men are the most romantic and most simple men on earth.

But I believe that Somali men are not "romantic".
Why? Because we’re not Romans see.  

I like to say the word "simple men on earth". It is almost like pig-English, and God knows no body in my life knows what the hell it means.

I don't like to say the word "romantic". Just never have the sound in my mouth is unpleasant. Romantic...nope, can't do it.

On series note, not all men are created equal, if that man isn't "romantic" it doesn't mean Geeljire is same as him though we both are ethnically Somalis.

Dr.keyf,
Hang on one second, I thought that the types of fish you get always depend on where you are fishing. Clean clear water or a ruined one?

In Somalia or anywhere else you might get Mr.Happy (whom you can make happy) or Mr.Boring(the one you can't make happy). The trap of generalizing is one of the most dangerous yet common mental entrapments. Just my 2 cents ~

Regards,
Geeljire ~

[Geeljire]

Excuse me? I need to take off and get out of the computer lab.

But before I go, we should be a little bit fair-we will have to say that  the comment "no woman on earth can make a Somali man happy" is  so offensive. It's a very strong comment, so offensive comment, and  it authomatically turns people off .

Infact, there are these  types of man out there  that Dr.Keyf describes as "no woman on earth can make them happy" but to stereotype every Somali man  that is involved with a woman as one - .... is.. so......I lack words for that kind of ignorance...!!!

Good lucky .. 
Geeljire ~

[Yaxya]

i respect ur i dea Mr geelgiire ..that's true that generalization is not always right but sometimes one community can share common characters that's what i mean when i said that somali men are romantic and simple..!!
i agree wit amal that to keep men happy u have 2 deal carefully wit his stomach lol but this  one alone not enough to make us happy lol

[Amal]

Geeljire
                           I did not stereo type all Somali men, I said some/most but never used ALL. so brother easy with the sensitive thing. I think the idea of making a woman or a man happy depends on how a person defines "Happiness". My idea of happiness might be different from yours. Yes my book of happiness exist but its more more complicated!!

[Geeljire]

Dear sister,

I have posted the above comments because it was a matter of having two opposite comments. One from our brother Yaxya and the other from Dr.Keyf, and I sometimes talk about.

I am not into sensitive thing.More importantly ,I am mad at no one ..besides my writing was meant to have a funny, light-hearted side. It was just my observation and I wanted to know what Yaxya, Dr.Keyf and others thought of it.

Anyways, what do we discuss in these forums? Isn't what we "personally" think about something? So, how are we supposed to not take personally the issue we are raising?

Darling, although you do not know me, being in to sensitive thing or as that matter my attitude is not the problem. I haven't written to be psychoanalyzed, but I wanted you to bring some light into why can't be there a woman who can make happy enough a Somali man in your opinion. So, if you "have no idea" on the matter of what and whose comments have been addressed, you should have skipped it.

But that is all fine.

"Yes my book of happiness exist but it’s more complicated!!" what do you consider being complicated? Is there such thing at all? Isn't it more about being able to compromise and make concession with the person you think can fit your way of life?

You have never heard that line you have never heard?


Sis, don't wait to hear it because men will never tell you "sorry, but I am looking for a person who have this type of book of happiness".

Dear sister, I got nothing to say to you but just consider your self to be lucky and be fair to your self as I see you are not fair to your self. You are missing out on good opportunities; you know you are in your heart. 

My advice to you is get going right know and start treating your self fairly because you are only cheating your self. Aimless defensive technique is not going to get you any where. 

Kind regards,
Geeljire ~

[Geeljire]

i respect ur i dea Mr geelgiire ..that's true that generalization is not always right but sometimes one community can share common characters that's what i mean when i said that somali men are romantic and simple..!!

  On the flip side , sxb Yaxya, you are right . It isn't stereotypical.
Ai ai ai  somalimen are "romantic" and "simple".LOOOOOL

Keep smilling ,
Geeljire ~

[Yaxya]

lol thanx Geeljire for ur contrubution and ur ideas .....

[Dr.Noora]

Romantic And Simpe and Somali men ooooooooooooy oooooooooooooooooooooy  very strange 

[Geeljire]

We are just the most wonderful men and the most real men around this planet, trust me on that, but not all somali men  is so, we are just 5% of so-called somali men. 

Just Trust me or you shall regret it with time.

Keep smilling,
Geeljire ~

[Yaxya]

We are just the most wonderful men and the most real men around this planet, trust me on that, but not all somali men  is so, we are just 5% of so-called somali men.   

Just Trust me or you shall regret it with time.

Keep smilling,

lol i agree wit u Mr Geeljiire but we are more than 5% we are 90%...
dr Noora  what's the strange? may be the strange thing that u mean is the remaining 10% of the somali men....so dont generlize lol

[Amal]

Geel-something
                        Who said am using a defensive technique, ahhahaa ....when a I speak my mind, now you tell me am being on the defensive side, don't we all hear that?

be true to your self? has nothing to do with what i posted, I know my self today better than I knew myself yesterday. Yes, my book of happiness exist but its not meant to be " a united nation free act" . I mentioned earlier,  we all differ when it comes to how we define happiness. It does not have to be within your content. am just cracking up on how you defined Somali men, like they were born yesterday,

like this perfect prince charming, as if they were the Last good men standing!! phuliz brotha gimme a break!!! there is nothing like making a Somali man happy, lets reverse the content of  that, its more like Somali men should learn and practice ways to make a Somali woman happy.