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Offline Abdullahi!

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Heroism in the Mental Hospital
« on: March 14, 2008, 08:03:13 AM »
Sacrifice!

Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom.  I am so sorry, but he's dead."


Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."


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Re: Heroism in the Mental Hospital
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 01:42:46 PM »
kkkkkkkkkkkkk :D :D
Thank you abdullah
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Re: Heroism in the Mental Hospital
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2009, 10:00:12 PM »
loool when I saw mental hospital, I said to my self you have to reply this topic!
Mental hospital is full of fun walahi, was there for the last 6 weeks.
weird how they opened the pool for them, in here there is a pool but its locked, I don't know why they made one since no body use it!
lol the drying part is amazing! people out there are spontaneous walahi
had so much fun!
nice joke tho lool.
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