WIFE NEEDED!!!!

[AHLAM]

FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish.Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.

SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article.One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for
a wife.

MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my
family unit.

IT CONSULTANT
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the
injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency.
Compatibility could be an issue.

CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife.

PILOT
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants.
She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the
ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely
must also be aerodynamically sound!!!

BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl - 5'8' 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She
must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should
be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible.

BEGGAR
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DOCTOR
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.

ASTRONAUT
I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share
my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!

[John Trivolta]

ROFL . . . that is really funny .

[PrincessMuni]

Hahaha!
loved it