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Offline Dr.Noora

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Chinese ENGLISH
« on: March 29, 2008, 10:18:23 PM »
An Italian, French and Chinese went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.

Last was the Chinese: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow. !!!!!!!!!!!!





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Re: Chinese ENGLISH
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2008, 11:52:41 PM »
هههههههههههههه والله الصيني أذكى واحد لأنو استخدم لغة الأصوات نكتة حلوة
الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.

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Re: Chinese ENGLISH
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2008, 12:39:11 AM »
اكيــــد يا يحيى دول صين وطبعا اللي خلو الحديد يتكلم هيتعبو على حاجه زي ده



you're the peace in my soul
that's why I will never really be alone

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Re: Chinese ENGLISH
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2008, 07:59:18 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D xilwah ya Dr. Noora yoomeen dool gacdah tafaliti ingilizii Jamid
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Re: Chinese ENGLISH
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2008, 10:09:48 PM »
Elbaraka fil Chinese ya Munim  homa dool illy alafoo wana Raweet faqat la 3'eer. Tislam 3al Mroooor.. ;D



you're the peace in my soul
that's why I will never really be alone

Dalxiis kaagamaan tagin Dalkeegoow
Dr.Noora


 

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