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Health Related Forums => Medical Stories and Jokes => Topic started by: Fardo-laaye on February 14, 2009, 09:59:09 PM
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
By: Maareeye
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Hahaha,funny and true.
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Yes many of the things are true but unfair to women !!!!!!!!!
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't this z funnies seen here
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Masha'n'Allah that really got a bright smile and a long laugh out of me .....I can not deny it ....but all is true
I especially like the discussion technique
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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"A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife" That is True...Hahahahahaha...Very funny!