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General Discussions => Feel Free Here => Topic started by: Dr.Noora on July 26, 2007, 01:40:59 PM
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*Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
* To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
* The road to success........ is always under construction.
* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
* In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it
* All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening
* Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak..
* Everyone has a scheme of getting rich..... which never works.
* If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried
* Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
* When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
* If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one calls.
The purpose of life is life
Dr.Noora