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Title: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on March 14, 2008, 07:07:42 AM
How to Keep a Woman Happy!!

It's not difficult

-All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate



-WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls



-AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



-IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Abdullahi! on March 14, 2008, 07:47:13 AM
lol funny thread but can be true also!

I am sure that every woman do not needs that crap.

Abdullahi!
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on March 14, 2008, 08:05:43 AM
it is not fun abdulahi it is a personal expiernce !!!
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Dr.Noora on March 14, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
 ;D Yahya beleive me u forget alot of things  and to be honest  with these u cant make a women happy hehehehehehehe
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Toldo on March 14, 2008, 10:32:03 PM
 yeah that is sure yahye ? U have told just 10% of what women needs from her huspand ?and to be honest and honest all what u told are true and they deserve it and more than that and more ? rather than what is beyond our religion ? the birhtdays and anniverseries lol   lakin kama qalat Nuura alot ba maqan ? and all those are major life things  ,  lakin intii quluubta iska rabtay baa ka maqan mesha kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lakin women kkk you are 3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalam biduun Muwasalat and Luqah biduuuuuuuuuuuuun dictionary kkkkkkkkkkkkk.....
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on March 15, 2008, 01:37:03 AM
thanx a lot Dr noora and toldo ...but if all these things not enough!!oh my god ...how can we make them happy?!!!!
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Dr.Nadifa on March 15, 2008, 01:18:47 PM
lol yahya wat u said is true altough i think men also have the same needs but less......all in all ur correct and as DR NOORA  said dats only half of it if not 10%...keep up the good job yahya
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on March 15, 2008, 05:05:23 PM
thanx dr nadiifa....but if all wat i mention is only 10% could u plz tell me the remaining 90% !!!
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Dr.Adnan on March 19, 2008, 04:29:07 PM
 ???The only truth here is that you can make the a woman happy for a period of time but you can not keep her happy all the time.
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Moha on March 24, 2008, 09:51:28 PM
the 20/80 rule is the happiness of all marriages!!!and if men apply they can make woman happy and vice versa ....thats y Noora says `U FORGOT ALOT OF THINGS! lool
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on March 25, 2008, 04:59:09 AM
thanks Dr adnan an moha..but i never heard that rule before could u plz tell me?
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Moha on March 31, 2008, 12:25:58 AM


thanks Dr adnan an moha..but i never heard that rule before could u plz tell me?


Well...i would like u to watch a movie called WHY DID I GET MARRIED!!! it is well explained there..!! even some relationship saving gurus use it often!!...i often hear Dr Phil use it..even Oprah!.may be a bit too censored to discuss it here..!!!.
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Amal on March 31, 2008, 08:02:40 AM
I think Somali men should learn and practice ways to keep a woman happy!! am not against them!!! and i don't think am stereo typing.......
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Mona on April 01, 2008, 08:19:33 AM
the real question is does a man who can tick off at least a 1/4 of that list even EXIST?? i think not lol
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on April 01, 2008, 04:06:07 PM
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i think Somali men should learn and practice ways to keep a woman happy
i am wit u amal somali men  need a seminar to laern how 2 keep their wives happy i will try to arrange for that but i need a support from somali women..!!
thank u mona
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the real question is does a man who can tick off at least a 1/4 of that list even EXIST
i think if somali men start from 1/4 they can complete ...it is not very diffcult as i mention be4
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Dr.keyf on April 01, 2008, 09:16:24 PM
salaam to u all.i must say this is an interesting topic n true to a great extent.but you all seem to have generalized the idea tht all women r like tht when there is a percentage who r different.furthermore,you all failed to mention the fact tht no woman on earth can make a somali man happy.if he marries a woman wid beauty n brains n who is almost perfect,he will be happy for a year n then snore....he'l be tired of her n go in search of another one who in many cases isnt better than his wife.so all in all u somali guys should also look in the mirror coz women arent perfect and so r u.

also i wanted to explain why women cannot easily be pleased,the reason is tht Allah wired us totally different from males.we were made in such a way tht we live by the rule of attention to detail.we notice things,small things which men dont.sometimes its a vice.there is also a scientific explanation behind this:it is said tht womens nerves are not well insulated by myelin as males are.therefore we are susceptible to our nerves.if sumthin happens to a woman,her body exaggerates the issue,n it becomes unbearable.thts why women have mood swings,short temper etc.this is not to say tht men are saints,there are so many men who are worse than women.but i hope now u can understand atleast to sum extent why women are the way they are.
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Pharmacist on April 02, 2008, 01:26:20 AM
salaam to u all.i must say this is an interesting topic n true to a great extent.but you all seem to have generalized the idea tht all women r like tht when there is a percentage who r different.furthermore,you all failed to mention the fact tht no woman on earth can make a somali man happy.if he marries a woman wid beauty n brains n who is almost perfect,he will be happy for a year n then snore....he'l be tired of her n go in search of another one who in many cases isnt better than his wife.so all in all u somali guys should also look in the mirror coz women arent perfect and so r u.

Dr.Keyf, don't generalize your idea also on all Somali men, there are a lot of Somali women who succeed to make their Somali men happier!!!

But let me tell you one thing that women adore money, the happier man is that who can make more money than his wife can spend.
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on April 02, 2008, 06:32:12 AM
i agree wit Mr pharmacist that there are a lot somali women succeed to make thier men happy but ..i don't think that money alone can make the women happy although it is very important factor..
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you all failed to mention the fact tht no woman on earth can make a somali man happy.
i respect ur idea dr keyf but i believe that somali men ara the most romantic and most simple men on earth..
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Amal on April 03, 2008, 04:33:15 AM
 Dr, Adnan & Moha,
                        I disagree with your thoughts, who said you can keep a woman happy for  short period of time? duh!! I mean what theories are you two basing your facts on?lol.never heard of that. Based on my thoughts its more complicated keeping a woman happy than just that you said. Only heard of ways to keep a man happy is through his stomach!! with bariss/basto!!(kidding!!!
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Geeljire on April 03, 2008, 04:48:09 AM
What the hell? This is the craziest thread ever!!
I'm here to stay!  ;) ;D

I believe that Somali men are the most romantic and most simple men on earth.

But I believe that Somali men are not "romantic".
Why? Because we’re not Romans see.  ;D ;D

I like to say the word "simple men on earth". It is almost like pig-English, and God knows no body in my life knows what the hell it means.

I don't like to say the word "romantic". Just never have the sound in my mouth is unpleasant. Romantic...nope, can't do it.

On series note, not all men are created equal, if that man isn't "romantic" it doesn't mean Geeljire is same as him though we both are ethnically Somalis.

Dr.keyf,
Hang on one second, I thought that the types of fish you get always depend on where you are fishing. Clean clear water or a ruined one?

In Somalia or anywhere else you might get Mr.Happy (whom you can make happy) or Mr.Boring(the one you can't make happy). The trap of generalizing is one of the most dangerous yet common mental entrapments. Just my 2 cents ~

Regards,
Geeljire ~











Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Geeljire on April 03, 2008, 05:15:53 AM
Excuse me? I need to take off and get out of the computer lab.

But before I go, we should be a little bit fair-we will have to say that  the comment "no woman on earth can make a Somali man happy" is  so offensive. It's a very strong comment, so offensive comment, and  it authomatically turns people off .

Infact, there are these  types of man out there  that Dr.Keyf describes as "no woman on earth can make them happy" but to stereotype every Somali man  that is involved with a woman as one - .... is.. so......I lack words for that kind of ignorance...!!!

Good lucky .. 
Geeljire ~
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on April 03, 2008, 06:22:43 AM
i respect ur i dea Mr geelgiire ..that's true that generalization is not always right but sometimes one community can share common characters that's what i mean when i said that somali men are romantic and simple..!!
i agree wit amal that to keep men happy u have 2 deal carefully wit his stomach lol ;D but this  one alone not enough to make us happy lol
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Amal on April 03, 2008, 06:34:09 AM
Geeljire
                           I did not stereo type all Somali men, I said some/most but never used ALL. so brother easy with the sensitive thing. I think the idea of making a woman or a man happy depends on how a person defines "Happiness". My idea of happiness might be different from yours. Yes my book of happiness exist but its more more complicated!!
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Geeljire on April 03, 2008, 06:20:52 PM
Dear sister,

I have posted the above comments because it was a matter of having two opposite comments. One from our brother Yaxya and the other from Dr.Keyf, and I sometimes talk about.

I am not into sensitive thing.More importantly ,I am mad at no one ..besides my writing was meant to have a funny, light-hearted side. It was just my observation and I wanted to know what Yaxya, Dr.Keyf and others thought of it.

Anyways, what do we discuss in these forums? Isn't what we "personally" think about something? So, how are we supposed to not take personally the issue we are raising?

Darling, although you do not know me, being in to sensitive thing or as that matter my attitude is not the problem. I haven't written to be psychoanalyzed, but I wanted you to bring some light into why can't be there a woman who can make happy enough a Somali man in your opinion. So, if you "have no idea" on the matter of what and whose comments have been addressed, you should have skipped it.

But that is all fine.

"Yes my book of happiness exist but it’s more complicated!!" what do you consider being complicated? Is there such thing at all? Isn't it more about being able to compromise and make concession with the person you think can fit your way of life?

You have never heard that line you have never heard?


Sis, don't wait to hear it because men will never tell you "sorry, but I am looking for a person who have this type of book of happiness".

Dear sister, I got nothing to say to you but just consider your self to be lucky and be fair to your self as I see you are not fair to your self. You are missing out on good opportunities; you know you are in your heart. 

My advice to you is get going right know and start treating your self fairly because you are only cheating your self. Aimless defensive technique is not going to get you any where. 

Kind regards,
Geeljire ~



Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Geeljire on April 03, 2008, 07:03:13 PM
i respect ur i dea Mr geelgiire ..that's true that generalization is not always right but sometimes one community can share common characters that's what i mean when i said that somali men are romantic and simple..!!

 ;D ;D On the flip side , sxb Yaxya, you are right . It isn't stereotypical.
Ai ai ai  somalimen are "romantic" and "simple".LOOOOOL

Keep smilling ,
Geeljire ~


Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on April 03, 2008, 09:17:36 PM
lol thanx Geeljire for ur contrubution and ur ideas .....
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Dr.Noora on April 04, 2008, 01:10:38 AM
Romantic And Simpe and Somali men ooooooooooooy oooooooooooooooooooooy  ??? very strange  ;D
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Geeljire on April 04, 2008, 03:19:01 AM
We are just the most wonderful men and the most real men around this planet, trust me on that, but not all somali men  is so, we are just 5% of so-called somali men.  ;D

Just Trust me or you shall regret it with time.

Keep smilling,
Geeljire ~

Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Yaxya on April 04, 2008, 05:56:14 AM
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We are just the most wonderful men and the most real men around this planet, trust me on that, but not all somali men  is so, we are just 5% of so-called somali men.   

Just Trust me or you shall regret it with time.

Keep smilling,
lol i agree wit u Mr Geeljiire but we are more than 5% we are 90%...
dr Noora  what's the strange? may be the strange thing that u mean is the remaining 10% of the somali men....so dont generlize lol
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Amal on April 05, 2008, 07:50:58 AM
Geel-something
                        Who said am using a defensive technique, ahhahaa ....when a I speak my mind, now you tell me am being on the defensive side, don't we all hear that?

be true to your self? has nothing to do with what i posted, I know my self today better than I knew myself yesterday. Yes, my book of happiness exist but its not meant to be " a united nation free act" . I mentioned earlier,  we all differ when it comes to how we define happiness. It does not have to be within your content. am just cracking up on how you defined Somali men, like they were born yesterday,

like this perfect prince charming, as if they were the Last good men standing!! phuliz brotha gimme a break!!! there is nothing like making a Somali man happy, lets reverse the content of  that, its more like Somali men should learn and practice ways to make a Somali woman happy.
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Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Geeljire on April 06, 2008, 12:44:56 AM
Dear sister,

You know what! I have no idea what you are blabbing about. You seem to suffer from verbal diarrhea and you ain’t making heck of lot sense. You been hijacked by emotions, I could not make out anything you wrote. I would suggest that you grow up and find something better to do with your time.


Geel-something,...
                       

Fair enough, Amal. And I rest my case. No need for me to waste my breath on you anymore. And I'm sorry for myself that you have wasted two bloody minutes of my time.

Good luck; 
Geeljire ~


Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Amal on April 06, 2008, 01:05:39 AM
You know what am not even sure what you are talking about, if verbal lines can make u reach your boiling point don't bring your frustrations to me. This is a discussion board and if you fill offended by my lines, you are free to ignore my lines, we all have different views and you are entitled to your narrow views and you have no right whatsoever to insult me........ Think before gushing words out of your mouth. I live in a free world and I believe in respect more than anything else. learn ways to manage your anger brotha!!! deep breathing helps........
Title: Re: How to Keep a Woman Happy!!
Post by: Admin on April 06, 2008, 02:25:28 AM
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