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Health Related Forums => Medical Stories and Jokes => Topic started by: Dr.Adnan on January 30, 2009, 01:17:39 PM
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"Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!"
The resident began his examination of an elderly man by asking him what brought him to the hospital. The man replied, "An ambulance."
It is said that the limbic system of the brain controls the four Fs: Feeding, Fighting, Fleeing, and Reproduction(****ing)
Worst thing a doctor could say to his patient: "Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right."
Death: What some patients do, in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off.
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says the treatment is simple. The great clown Sammy is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. The man bursts into tears. "But doctor... I am Sammy"
Lawyer: Did you say the victim was shot in the woods? Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.lkkkkkkkkk