Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

[Yaxya]

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly


If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2


If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6


If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the
line so we can trace the call


If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press


If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer


If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear

[Abdullahi!]

and if you are suicidal?

[Yaxya]

if you are suicidal please press 5 for three times and the phone will explode and u will die.

[PrincessMuni]

loool for a while i thought its true
nice one lol

[Yaxya]

merci 3al moroor Princess_Muni nawari saf7ati