How men change after marriage

[Dr.Salwa]

The Love Word:-

-After 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
-After 6 months: Of course I love U
-After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?


Back from Work:-

-After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
-After 6 months: BACK!!
-After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??


Gifts:-

-After 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
-After 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
-After 6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something


Phone Ringing:-

-After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
-After 6 months: Here, for you
-After 6 years: PHONE RINGING


Cooking:-

-After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
-After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
-After 6 years: AGAIN!!!!


Apology:-

-After 6 weeks: Honey, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
-After 6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
-After 6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??


New Dress:-

-After 6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
-After 6 months: You bought a new dress again???
-After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?


Planning for Vacations:-

-After 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
-After 6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
-After 6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???


TV: -

-After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
-After 6 months: I like this movie
-After 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself