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Offline Yaxya

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أنواع النساء
« on: January 12, 2009, 04:22:45 PM »
سئل الخبير في الشؤون السياسية عن أنواع النساء فأجاب


المرأه من 14 الى 18 متل ماليزيا كل شي فيها حلو

  ومن 18 الى 25 متل لوس انجلس مثيره ومتوحشه وغامضه

  ومن 25 الى 35 متل دبي متطوره ورائعه

  ومن 35 الى 45 متل جده رطبه وحاره ولاتزال جذابه

  ومن 45 الى 50 متل القاهره خسرت الحرب ولم تخسر الامل

  ومن 50 الى 55 متل الرياض متوثبه وراقيه ولكن لا احد يريدها

  ومن 55 الى 65 متل الصومال بتموت بالشر والمشاكل


الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.


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Re: أنواع النساء
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 10:27:04 PM »
lool yaxya ... 6amente wallah :P
y3ne ana al7een L.A !! COOL!
Intelligence plus character- that is the goal of true education

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Re: أنواع النساء
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 04:03:27 AM »
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ومــن 55 الــى 65 متــل الصــومـال بتمــوت بالشــر والمشــاكــل

الله يرحــم ايــــام زمــان لمــا الكــل كــان يفتخـــر بوطنــه ،ويقــول امثلــه حلــوه وتــرفــع الـــرأس :'( :(
صــرنا الحيــن نمثـل مشـاكل والحــروب.. بجــداتنــا وامهــاتنــا؟!!!! الكــبـار بالســن.. الله يستــر
المـــرأه كنــزلايــفـقــد لمــعـانــه مـهمــا اتــغيـر زمـــان :)
حطــوا في بالكــم هالشــئ
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Offline Yaxya

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Re: أنواع النساء
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 12:03:59 AM »
thnx princess though all girls said that they r  L.A!!!!!  ;D i don't know why ?


dr tulip انا كمان بحب وطني وافتخر فيه بس هيدا الحقيقية المرة بلدك بلد مشاكل .......شكرا توليب
الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.

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Re: أنواع النساء
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2009, 08:53:28 PM »
Hahaha U Made Ma Day Da Was Funnyy.. Alsara7a Hope I Dont End Up lIKE dA ,, hehe  ;D

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Re: أنواع النساء
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 04:00:27 AM »
The 5 Kinds of Men to Avoid

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Here’s a list of the 5 Kinds of Men to Avoid. I think all ladies can agree that these particular five aggravate us to no end!




1. Mr. Push Over – Mr. Pushover is what we refer to as “Nice Guys Finish Last”. He is often told what to do by everybody – his family, friends, co-workers, girlfriend, etc. He often spends his entire life trying so hard to make everybody else happy that he often forgets he is a person too. Mr. Pushover is generally a nice, quiet man who finds joy in simple things. Women want to avoid this type of man because he never appears to have a mind of his own. As a woman it is frustrating to make 100% of the decisions in a relationship 100% of the time


2. Mr. Pushy – Mr. Pushy is often labeled a ‘jerk’, although deep inside he may not be. Mr. Pushy has many dominate traits; he is very opinionated. This kind of guy likes things to be his way, all the way. He spends his time telling others the right way to do things and generally becomes easily aggravated when things are not to his liking. Women hate Mr. Pushy because he makes them feel very unimportant. Many times he will come across as over bearing and rude. A lot of men that fit this category will continually ask for things like money, and attention.


3. Mr. Over Emotional – This kind of guy is very common. Most men that fall into this genre actually don’t consider themselves to be over emotional. This man has the habit of complaining constantly. Life is “never fair”. He feels like he isn’t getting paid enough, his relationship has too many problems; his house is not big enough, and so on and so on. He likes to have long, deep conversations that always leaves his friends wanting to run and hide. Behind his back he is referred to as “the buzz kill”. Mr. Over Emotional always ends up trying to make people feel sorry for him by whining, crying or simply being over emotional on a regular basis. Women especially hate this kind of guy because he fills their life with stress. They find that they are constantly trying to raise his self esteem by comforting and praising him.


4. Mr. Bragger – Every sentence he speaks starts with the words, “I, me or my.” This man feels the need to constantly “one up” everybody he talks to. He wants everyone around him to know that he makes great money; he drives a nice car and has been with many beautiful women. Mr. Bragger will downplay somebody else’s success but gloat about every little good thing that happens to him. Women are disgusted by this behavior and can’t stand to spend hours listening to somebody praise themselves.


5. Mr. Liar – Mr. Liar is tricky. He can come in two forms; a man who exaggerates or a man who tries to be deceptive. This man usually has a reason for his dishonesty. The exaggerators like to beef up stories to make them sound more fascinating, whereas a deceptive man has things he is intentionally trying to hide. However, in the end both are exposed, which is why women want to avoid either form of Mr. Liar.



In the end, you want to find a good, honest guy. Remember ladies, it’s hard to “change” somebody so don’t count on it!

 

  believe me we CAN live without THOSE! but yea we still need men ... well jus not THAT kind of men ! hehe ..

 
 
      

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Re: أنواع النساء
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 04:18:15 AM »
loool nice analysis from men expert!lol thnx naira 4 this funny post ..i guess women like men with mix of all these together
الأسوار التي تحيط بنا عالية، وعلى من لا يستطيع أن يهدمها أو يقذفها أو يتسلق عليها... عليه أن لا يزين للباقين الجلوس خلفها.

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Re: أنواع النساء
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 04:29:04 PM »
loolz naira tnx gurlz , that is so true , I just can't stand no: 4 mr.Bragger they the worst make u feel sick n tired aahhaha , by the way if your MISS indpendent with good carrer DO you still need a man ? opps may be we do loolz


 

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