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Offline Dandaawi

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                    As long you remain in live, is that you have a wonder time!!

As far you are a reader, the more you gain experience and inherit wonderful stories.
Here below is an announcement of a vampire nurse post, needed to work at United Vampire Hospital (UVH).

Read carefully the below needed information and whosever feel s/he can fulfill the criteria are invited to apply.

United Vampire Hospital UVH
        Job Description
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Job Title:                        Junior Vampire
Reports to:                   Senior Vampire
Responsible for:             Any Vampires on work experience
                                     from the local school
Main purpose of Job:        To climb through people’s windows
                                     at night and generally act in a scary way.

Duties and Responsibilities:
-To work between the hours of dusk and dawn biting
  the necks of people whilst they sleep.
-To wear a large black cape and laugh in a scary way.
-To meet neck-biting targets set by the senior Vampire


Junior Vampire – Person Specification

Essential:                  NVQ vampiring level 3, graduated nursing school.
Desirable:                 Two years’ Vampiring experience.
Skills:                       Abilities to climb through windows, bite necks, turn into a bat and fly off.
                                 Good communication skills.
Personal qualities:       scary face, large canine teeth,
                                 must not like daylight, must enjoy meeting new people.

Both males and females have large canine teeth are encouraged to apply the vacant post.

Satisfactory salary is offered to the winner !

                Submit your CV and other documents before the end of this year to the UVH office
                                     or send it via this mail UVH@CV.danger.com






reach your goal !


Offline PrincessMuni

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Objection !!
What does Nursing have to do with all this joke??
Our goals are more Beyond THIS JOKE!
Intelligence plus character- that is the goal of true education

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.


 

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