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Offline Fardo-laaye

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Man VS Women kkkkkkkkkkk
« on: February 14, 2009, 09:59:09 PM »
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Offline Dr.keyf

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Re: Man VS Women kkkkkkkkkkk
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 11:20:17 AM »
Hahaha,funny and true.

Offline ben1Greer

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Re: Man VS Women kkkkkkkkkkk
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2010, 11:47:11 AM »
Yes many of the things are true but unfair to women !!!!!!!!!

Offline Abdulrazzak

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Re: Man VS Women kkkkkkkkkkk
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2010, 01:21:51 PM »
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't this z funnies seen here

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Re: Man VS Women kkkkkkkkkkk
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2011, 05:19:52 AM »

Masha'n'Allah that really got a bright smile and a long laugh out of me .....I can not deny it ....but all is true

I especially like the discussion technique

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions!

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Offline Shenamic

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Re: Man VS Women kkkkkkkkkkk
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 03:40:47 PM »
"A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife" That is True...Hahahahahaha...Very funny!


 

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